I decided I was not going to say anything. I was simply going to do what I always did…nothing…smile and take it. After all, the fellow who had just installed the countertop was nice and had truly worked hard…and from a distance it really did look amazing. I guess I was just hoping he would say something about the thing my eyes were glued to…so I would not have to…but he did not. He was standing right next to it…in fact his hand was resting on it. How does he not see it? I was probably 7 or 8 feet away…and I could see it. I was fairly certain people in Topeka, Kansas could see it…for crying out loud, people on the International Space Station could see it. Yet he said nothing. Once again, I found myself in one of those positions I simply loathe–trying to decide if I should speak up or not. The greenish marble-like countertop could not have looked or fit any better. But right on top, in one of the corners, was a set of numbers…likely a style number or perhaps a job number. The numbers were not small. They appeared to be hand-written by a very large black Sharpie marker…the permanent kind. When the contractor had stepped outside for a quick break, I took a damp cloth and tried to erase the numbers…but it wasn’t happening. Do all countertops come with numeric codes plastered all over the place?
As the man finished up he grabbed his tools and the leftover debris and bade me farewell. I watched him walk away in what felt like slow motion. He was done…off to another job. I stood in the room alone looking at the numbers that seemed to be growing in size by the second. I gave the wet rag another go. Nothing…the black numbers were as visible as the Hollywood sign and seemed to be taunting me with a Joker-like laugh that shrilled they were not going away. I knew where we kept a huge selection of cleaning supplies. I headed in that direction…preparing myself for battle. I grabbed enough cleaning bottles to clean every room in Bill Gates’ house. I also grabbed more rags and 2 types of scouring pads…the numbers were going down. I marched back to the room under construction. I felt like Clint Eastwood in an old western movie preparing to face the bad guys. Mano A Mano. The only thing missing was the old western music. It was high noon for the graffiti on my new countertop.
Twenty minutes or so passed by. I was a sweaty mess. I had tried every bottle on the shelves. Mr. Clean, Comet, Fantastic, Formula 409, a bottle of orange stuff, a bottle of green stuff, and Clorox all had a shot at the title…and all had come up empty. I could almost hear the Sharpie folks giggling in a corner somewhere. The only thing I could do was come up with some really crazy story that suggested the numbers were supposed to be on there…all the while knowing no one on the planet would believe me. I stood there looking at a brand new sink, cabinets, and a countertop with an everlasting tattoo of numbers that even Daniel could not interpret. And then there was the obvious…why did I not say anything about this to the guy who installed it? I stood right next to him most of the morning…not minutes…but hours…looking at those numbers. But Mark uttered not a peep. I had no answer for that…just the sad reality that is how I normally am. Sigh…twice.
The next day, a dear lady in the church stopped by to say hi. She liked the countertop and the work of the contractor. She commented on the layout, the color, the style…and everything else. After a couple of minutes of praise and adoration for the completed work, she paused and said, “If I were you, I think I would get those numbers off the countertop.” I was still hungover with the bad mood from the day before. I probably still smelt like a commercial grade cleaner. I took a slow breath and attempted to explain what had happened…how it happened. As if written in the clouds, the nice lady finally said it out loud…”I would not have let him leave without cleaning those numbers off.” I hung my head in shame.
Just as I was thinking about the nearest bridge to jump off of, she said, “I’ve got something, preacher, that will get those numbers off.” I snickered privately. A belt-sander and a 55 gallon drum of battery acid could not get those numbers off. I had done everything humanly possible…all to no avail. Yet this lady seemed as confident as LeBron James in a game of HORSE with Dolly Parton. She disappeared for a few minutes and then returned with a little white piece of sponge called a “Magic Eraser.” I had never heard anyone speak of this thing. The only thing I could think of was that the lady was absolutely nuts if she thought that little white sponge was gonna take those numbers off that countertop. I was trying to gather my composure so I would not laugh when my misguided and over-confident friend embarrassed herself…which I was certain she was going to do. I pretended to pay attention as she started the impossible task. I didn’t really need to watch…since I knew exactly what was going to happen. However, her confidence began to bolster as mine began to fade as if, by magic, the numbers began to eerily disappear. My mouth literally gaped open. She saved a couple of numbers for me. I took the sponge and within seconds the final two numbers vanished. No soap…so sandpaper…no power tools…no adjectives or adverbs…just the little sponge letting the universe know a new sheriff was in town.
She called the little miracle-maker a “Magic Eraser.” I was in awe of the thing. I was almost afraid to touch it. I just knew it had to be loaded with something illegal and/or lethal. By touching the thing to tackle the remaining two numbers, I figured my death was imminent. Poison of some kind was running through my veins. The friendly church lady had killed me. The deacons had sent her. It was either that…or I had just witnessed a miracle. I’m not sure as a pastor that I should call it a miracle…but I must say it almost felt like one. I saw it with my own eyes…and used it with my own hands…it did what could not be done. Permanent marks from the great and mighty Sharpie had survived my best efforts…and yet the most unlikely approach on earth had managed to save the day…a white sponge…not much bigger than a credit card. That very afternoon, I went to the store and bought a box of Magic Erasers. Since that awe-inspiring moment, I have always managed to have a box of those things nearby. I have used them in countless ways to save the day again and again. I still don’t know how they work…I just know they do. Miracles never cease. 🙂
Over the years, I have shared the Magic Eraser story dozens of times. It blew my mind…in fact it still does. But as neat as the story is, it is but a shadow when compared to another true story I am very familiar with. It is the story of a permanent stain becoming clean in the most unlikely way imaginable. The stained pieces are people…all people. The stain is sin…and our best efforts cannot get it off…even with our most valiant efforts. Fortunately, God has been kind and gracious to us. Not only has He warned us about our sin…He has also told us our self efforts are useless. But He did not stop there…He actually provided us with what we need to have the stain removed. He sent Jesus into the world to die for our sins…and through faith in Him…our stains are gone. This was His plan from the very beginning. I remember singing “Jesus Paid It All” in church when I was just a little fella. The words of the song, especially the chorus, seemed to jive with what our pastor was preaching. “Jesus paid it all, all to Him I owe; Sin had left a crimson stain, He washed it white as snow.” The song itself was one big word picture of what salvation was all about. I could “see it” as we sang. Over time, I began to understand how wonderful salvation is and that Jesus’ atoning work was the giant theme of our Bibles…prophesied from old. Isaiah 1:18 says, “Come now, let us reason together, says the LORD: though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they are red like crimson, they shall become like wool.”
Today the stain remains for countless millions around the globe. It has not gone anywhere. And though Christians know how to get the stain removed…many in our nation no longer want to hear about it and many Christians seem to be no longer thrilled with the miracle they once embraced and they seldom share it… not a good thing for anyone. The nice church lady I mentioned earlier walked me to the closet that day and showed me where the Magic Erasers were stored. Turns out, it was the same closet I had raided the day before looking for cleaning supplies…they were there the whole time…I just didn’t see them because I thought I knew what I needed. I am so thankful for the dear one who took the time to show me the little box of miracles. Spiritually we are to do the same as Christians in the world. Yes, we have to point out how dirty and stained we all are. But this heavy news is accompanied with the greatest news of God’s plan to forgive and cleanse us…through faith in His dear Son. Magic Erasers still impress me…I must admit. But I am in awe of God. He is not hiding in a closet next to a bunch of other things hoping you might stumble across Him sometime soon. He is in plain view and stands ready to clean the dirtiest of all stains. So stop scrubbing. Look to Jesus…look to the cross. Turn to the One who is both willing and able to save (and clean) all who come to Him.
Thanks for taking the time to read this. Blessings to you and your family.
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I loved the blog. But I’m going to try the magic eraser.
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